No need to kill bears...
By tflood
We don’t even need to kill the ones that smash through your wall to get your food. If this scares you, move to the city. At worst, bad bears should be tranquilized because of this sweet idea. We fence in some mountains and make bear sanctuary. When our big furry buddies get into mischief, they get collected and dumped inside bear heaven. In bear heaven, we plant extra berry plants and all the bears have names. All the males get neutered on their way in. There’s webcams so ads can sell out on the Bear Heaven interweb site. Proceeds to Bear Heaven of course. If they start getting skinny, then we give them some food because it’s our fault for displacing them and it’s the least we can do.
